Bug Spray

Sometimes the internet can be a bad thing. For instance, when a hypochondriac (like me) uses Mr. Internet to become educated on the various forms of malaria...and as a result of this research/education, the hypochondriac spends way too much money on insecticides that will probably kill her faster than malaria ever could. I've got lotions and sprays and wipes and roll-ons in various strengths - and every one of them has a poison warning on it! Let's all hope that DEET and permethrin don't turn out to be my generation's Agent Orange.